pooptent

Somebody is refered to as pooptent if they have the power to control other individuals with the potent smell of their feces. Their powers include but are not limited to driving other people out of the contaminated area, making others (who cannot leave) compliant as they beg them to do sth in order to eliminate the stench, such as open a window, and kill animals and small children by intoxication.
etymology: compositum of the words "poop" and "potent".
noun: pooptence

He is totally pooptent, when I walked by the bathroom the smell literally made me gag and beg him to open a window being down on my knees.

So you think you can kill your cat and get away with it? Oh yeah, you don't know how pooptent I am!

by TofuTurtle February 19, 2011

Pootential

The amount of poo someone can squeeze out in one stop to the bathroom.

Todd: Hey man, just took a shit
Fred: wow, how'd it go?
Todd: Pretty good, but i don't think i reached my full pootential

by TheBlooperREAL October 25, 2009

Pooptext

(Verb) The act of sending text messages to others while defecating.

(Noun) A text message sent to another while you yourself are actively engaged in the act of defecating.

(Verb) At the rest area, bob decided to pooptext his entire contact list.

(Noun) Jim had trouble not guffawing as he received a pooptext from bob during the important office meeting.

by Just bob with a lower case "b" March 7, 2009

Pootention

The art of holding in one's poop until the last possible moment, often resulting in a sense of satisfaction or relief once finally released. Pootention requires a certain level of discipline and mental fortitude, as well as a willingness to endure physical discomfort.

I held in my poop for hours until I got home, and the pootention was worth it.

by Farmand March 18, 2023

poontentialometer

A scale of 1-10, rating how much poontential a girl has.

"I'd give her an 8 on the poontentialometer"

by nnnsss February 18, 2010

Pootential

A word describing the likelihood that a specific location has a desirable place to poop in or around.

"There's a nice little woodland over there; lots of pootential."

"I always try to pick a spot on the beach with the best pootential."

by SuSpencer March 22, 2017

Poptent

The act of getting a massive erection in the form of popping a tent. Occurs at any time, not neccesarily during camping, or other outdoor activites that involve tents.

joe: Mike wuts up with that poptent?
Mike: Oh shit my bad your mom just grazed up on my schlong.
joe:pussy

by nitsuj0207 June 21, 2010