poopting

the act of texting people while you are pooping

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you

by mr.poopter January 26, 2011

POOPT

Entering into the next level of tiredness, where ones knees buckle and breath slows to a heavy pant.

Also an acronym for; Passed Out On Public Transportation.

Look at that slag hunched over, he's either inspecting his tea bag or just absolutely poopt.

by Bill Dickler May 28, 2010

poopt

An expression of annoyance due to a job not being available.

He was poopt that there wasn't a job there for him.

by Harold Chadsworth April 15, 2004

poopt

the past tense of poop

"I just poopt, and it was something special."

"I heard she poopt immediately after."

by Tim Daddy September 02, 2013