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Poopertainment 

Pronunciation: \,püp-er-ˈtān-mənt\
Funtion: Noun
Date: 21st century
1: the act of entertaining while taking a poop
2a: amusement or diversion provided especially by a technological device <like an iPhone, MP3 player or other handheld device capable of providing portable entertainment> b: something diverting or engaging: as (1): television (2): magazine or periodical
3: a device or other instrument suited for entertainment purposes that is capable of delaying the standard time it takes to relieve oneself.
"I better not forget to bring my poopertainment with me into the bathroom."

"My iPhone is fully charged, this should provide all the poopertianment I could possibly need."

"If it wasn't for this captivating article I probably would have been done hours ago, poopertainment has really increased my procrastination!"
Poopertainment by JShopinkski March 8, 2010

Poopetrate 

Poopetrated, Poopetrates, Poopetration, Poopetrating, an act performed by a poopetrator. To commit criminal acts with the use of feces in a manner that is revolting and irresponsible to the rules of social norms, or in a hostile way or in acts of revenge against another or their property.
To poopetrate on another would be to allow one's canine to poop or defecate in another's yard. Acts of poopetration were performed on the neighbors whom the poopetrator did not like. Using his dog's need to defecate as the weapon, my neighbor has poopetrated on my yard. My hidden camera caught his acts of poopetration. Poopetration is not limited to dog feces, but can include any type of feces used to commit a criminal act. This neighbor poopetrates on his neighbor every day by allowing his dog to take a crap on his yard.
Poopetrate by dmar239 March 21, 2013

poopetrator 

A person who commits heinous acts of the fecal nature.
Including: Upper-deckers, unflushable logs, poop nuggets in the shower, ect...
After waking up and seeing the large shit on the floor, Mark ran through the house searching for the poopetrator.
poopetrator by super skeet May 3, 2010

Poopetrator 

One who leaves behind large bowel movements in public toilets for others to find.
"Man, that is one giant turd ... I wonder who the Poopetrator was this time?"
Poopetrator by pcicc February 26, 2014

Poopette 

A rare form of girl that can poop, because girls don't poop.
"Dude, i just heard a girl taking a dump!"
"yeah man, don't worry. shes the local poopette."
Poopette by Girls Don't Poop March 31, 2010

Poopetrator 

When your cat takes a fresh deuce after you've just cleaned the litter box.
Damnit!!! I just cleaned the litterbox and this Poopetrator shat once again!!!!!
Poopetrator by Nathanharlow@aol.com September 12, 2010