poopfacial 

similar to a standard cosmetic facial, instead using fecal matter as the medium on the subject's face rather than makeup, lotion, etc. A more thorough version of the Chocolate Mustache.

Joe got so wasted last night and was being such an asshole, that we had to give him a full poopfacial; the Chocolate Mustache simply wouldn't do.

poopfacial by aquajerk/surly December 18, 2011

poopacalypse 

Imminent and terrifying event of horrific pooping, that will result in great pain.

"Hey John, wanna come to the movies?"

"No, I can't about to have a poopacalypse!"

poopacalypse by Brikloss December 30, 2008

poopfail 

to fail in such a way as to turn your life to poop

"Simply waking this AM was an Epic Poopfail"

poopfail by Browns Poopfail December 31, 2013

poop facial 

Much like the average facial we all know and love, except in this case the ejaculate is replaced with shit from ones anus.

The dirty german girl couldnt get enough skat porn, so I offered to give the frowlein a poop facial

poop facial by Silfmiester May 24, 2009