Poonwan

sumone that acts as wrongly as a dirty pussy

'Oli your such a poonwan, u always have your top of bruv!'

by Rishi Mehra, HS May 30, 2008

poontank

Poontank, a portmanteau of poontang and tank.

Mr. Garrison: "Yeah, I tell you, boys, women can kill. Poontang's expensive. That's why when it comes to chicks, I just screw 'em and leave 'em. I say, ‘Get out of my bedroom, poontank, before you suck my life dry.’"

by natalie portmanteaux June 19, 2021

Poowan

An insult used to describe a person who is both asian and gay. They may also watch anime.

It is a british slang insult

Hey man, did you see that poowan at school today?

Yeah, what a little gay

by Bacon Randy April 10, 2019

Poowan

Used to describe a person whom of which is homosexual, Asian and has a love for anime. The word is often used by the means of insulting another person and is usually used in the UK however the phrase is not used as much as it was in the late 2000s.

I'm actually sick of that Poowan trying to act all tough around my brother, the little rat thinks he's cool.

by Madu Wang February 23, 2019

Poonaner Jones

A term used to describe someone who is constantly making up excuses about why they didn't show up to anything, or someone who just disregards that you exist at all. Also has 30+ unread text messages at all times.

Most common excuse: "My sleeping patterns are messed up."

Take note, they have a tendency to say "I'm down for that" all the time, but really they're not.

1) Hey dude, is Lewis coming?

2) I dunno, I texted him 2 days ago and he hasn't responded yet.

1) What a Poonaner Jones.

by Hey Dood April 17, 2013

Poowan

Insult used against nepalese retards.
A poowan is someone with disgusting personal hygiene, and is a fucking autistic piece of shit.

“You smegma lipped little poowan. Die.”

by John From Birmingham October 19, 2019

Poonanners

The antitheses of pussyfooting. Behaving in a dangerously stupid way similar in effect to cockmockery, dicking around, and horseplay but with greater probability for severe injury for those involved.

Origin: Rural southern United States

Shop Class Teacher: You two on the table saw! Stop that poonanners before someone loses a hand.

by PooterScoots November 8, 2018