poonwank

An old useless beaver, whose tongue hangs out. ancient vagina

Oh God! As soon as I went down town on old lady Banks...I puked instantaniously.

by Stef January 6, 2005

poontank

Poontank, a portmanteau of poontang and tank.

Mr. Garrison: "Yeah, I tell you, boys, women can kill. Poontang's expensive. That's why when it comes to chicks, I just screw 'em and leave 'em. I say, ‘Get out of my bedroom, poontank, before you suck my life dry.’"

by natalie portmanteaux June 19, 2021

Poonwan

sumone that acts as wrongly as a dirty pussy

'Oli your such a poonwan, u always have your top of bruv!'

by Rishi Mehra, HS May 30, 2008

poontank

A slut that is very fat!!!

That poontank looks like you sister!

by BEAVER EATER April 1, 2007

poowank

When you use a turd as a masturbation device. Specifically, you rub your penis back and forwards inside a piece of shit.

Alternatively, fucking a black girl (or guy, but only if you're the giver). This is a racist extention of the above definition.

Person 1: "I poowanked last night."
Person 2: "You took a dump and stuck your cock in it?"
Person 1: "Nah, I fucked a black girl."

by Lee Ji Hoon December 31, 2007

FILLING THE POONTANK

Having sex to orgasm with a woman vaginally

WHEN KENNYI WAS FILLING THE POONTANK SO HE WAITED ON THE PORCH.

by neverlad February 11, 2015

poontanker

1.one who tanks poon, a pussy, a fagball, a fruitwad, a butthole pilot, a cream cheese asswad, an ass clown, Ben Affleck, a queer
2. one who cums too early( Ben Affleck, if he even can, u poontanker)

"Ben Affleck's the biggest poontanker on earth... him and Saddam."

by Rick Shanley August 2, 2003