Maybe the dark is from your eyes. Maybe the dark is from being wrong accused of harassment.

After 9 days, I let the horse run free because I was wrongly accused of harassment.

wrongly accused of harassment by DesPERRYado November 4, 2004

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wrongle

Wrong dongle. A dongle is a small piece of hardware that connects to a laptop or desktop computer. You generally need 3-5 of these to connect your newest Mac laptop to anything.

Friend 1 trying to set up a presentation and making the whole meeting wait: "Everyone admire my new mapple book! Wait, does anyone have component XYZ? I only have these 15 other dongles!"

Friend 2: "Dude you brought the wrongle."

wrongle by john nonymous October 1, 2009

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Wrongling

Someone who is of wrong accusation or information

"Shut up you little wrongling, I'm right bitchhhh..."

Wrongling by Dictionarydictator March 1, 2017

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wrangly balls

used to describe balls wrangling, also a common indicator that you have genital cancer

person 1: dude ur balls are wrangling
person 2: yeah dude, wrangly balls are an indicator of genital cancer, nice cock though.
you: bruh not again

wrangly balls by puturdikawaywaltuh August 25, 2022

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Wrongless

A person who is never wrong and is always right.

Rev: Hey, did you know that tomatoes are fruits?
Ahmade: No? That can't be true.
Rev: Dude, I'm wrongless.

Wrongless by Ghostex7536 April 18, 2021

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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