Poocast

A prediction or report on the state of one's bowel movements. Can be detailed or more general.

Latest Poocast :Poo number 4 today maximum effort for minimum return. a rabbit could put it to shame.

That was a hot curry, i'll be shitting red hot coals tomorrow.

by Fernando Torres is a true Red August 12, 2009

procasturbation

Masturbating as a means of procrastinating

"Procasturbation cost me an A in the class"

"I'm procasturbating this paper."

by guavanator!!! March 29, 2009

The Popcast

A podcast by a couple of people who are culture guides. They educate their friends about the things that entertain but do not matter. They specialize in overs and unders, petpocolipses, recapping the Bachelor franchise, and watching ferrets look at Christmas trees. They will be the delight of your life.

I look forward to listening to The Popcast every Wednesday morning. I love it so much I am going to become a Best Friend of the Show.

by bestfriendoftheshow April 28, 2021

Power Pizza Podcast

Power Pizza Podcast is an Italian podcast, hosted by Lorro, Nik and Sio. Lorro is an awesome cook, Nik is a photographer and Sio is a cartoonist. Often called PPP, this podcast is the best thing to listen to when you're sad or anxious, because it'll make you laugh. Nik is famous for saying new words that are half Italian half English, that are all in a dictionary called Powerpizzonario. PPP is known for the wholesome community of fans.

Person 1: have you listened to the new episode of Power Pizza Podcast?
Person 2: not yet! Has Nik said any new words?

by Kiarix December 7, 2020

Procasterbating

The act of masterbating instead of doing something important. (ie. homework)

Jim: Instead of doing that project, I was procasterbating.

Me: ZOMG me too!

by bob mcd June 16, 2007

procasturbate

to masturbate, so to put doing something off, like cleaning the dishes, or meeting the neighbours.

"For fucks sake Gerald, stop procasturbating and come meet Ada next door."

by Biafra J July 26, 2004

poocrastinate

Taking as much time on the shitter as possible to delay working on another, more important project. When one poocrastinates they sit back, relax and let nature take its course, however long that maybe. The reading of shampoo bottles, magazines and engaging in existential thoughts of life are highly common, even way after shitting has occurred.

I have a 2,500 word essay due tomorrow. I was a third of the way through when I decided to take a dump. 45 minutes later, deep in thought, I realized I had finished pooping nearly half an hour ago. "Damn I sure can poocrastinate" I said. Then I noticed I hadn't read the back of the toilet paper package yet...

by Incurable Humanist February 21, 2010