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Ponky promise

A mega promise between dem and haz after demi misspelled pinky multiple occasions.
"Are you ok harry?"
"Yes demi I'm ok.."
"Ponky promise me?"
"ponky promise."
Words you can keep

Pinky Promise 

The most sacred, serious, vowel anyone can ever swear to. If broken, you must suffer some serious consequences. These promises come straight from the heart and are sworn to value. Remember the code!

Also know as a "Pinky-Swear"
Ashley told me that she pulled the fire alarm. I made a pinky promise to her saying I wouldn't tell a soul.
Pinky Promise by lavenderlavy December 25, 2009

Pinky Promise 

The most sacred of vows. It is done when two people hook their right pinkys together and one says "I pinky promise...." followed by what they are promising.

This is not something to fuck around with. A pinky promise is serious. You don't break a pinky promise, that's just shitty...

...it's like kicking someone in the shin, which will happen to you if you break a pinky promise!
Jon pinky promised Bob that he would remember to give him a ride to the airport.

Jon forgot about taking Bob to the airport, and Bob missed his flight.

That afternoon Jon's wife, mother, father, and the secretary he was having an affair with all died in a fire during an open discussion about Jon's affair. Jon found all of this out, and then was kicked in the shin and mauled to death by a bear.

This all happened to Jon because he broke a pinky promise.
Pinky Promise by MrGreen1912 November 17, 2010

Brown Pinky Promise 

When you and your partner and or friend each insert a pinky finger into the others asshole, pull out and intertwine your pinky’s and promise each other to never do that shit again.
Ali and Eric made a Brown Pinky Promise. To never get drunk like that again.

Pinky Promise 

This is the most serious and secret promises of them all. The holy of promises. Definitely not something to mess around with. This is a serious matter that needs to be taken cautiously. You keep it your in the clear you break it. Three words "Karma is a bitch".
Jimmy: Hey don't tell Sarah that I like her please.

Ralph: Don't worry bro I won't. (Liar)

Jimmy: Pinky Promise?!?!?

Ralph: Pinky Promise (makes a pinky promise)

*Next day Ralph tells Sarah that Jimmy likes her. *

*Ralph pinky falls off next morning *

The End!!!😃
Pinky Promise by Snoopystheshit April 13, 2015

Pinky promise 

To show that you are serious about your promise. You can't pinky promise then say why your pinky promising.
I pinky promise I won't tell him.
Pinky promise by Ash03 April 12, 2017

Advanced Pinky Promise 

A more serious version of your everyday, usual pinky promise. With the advanced pinky promise, it is understood that if said promise is broken, the promise breaker will have to remove their pinky by whatever means the betrayed promised chooses, and donate it to the MAF (Missing Appendage Foundation).
Sally Sue: I told Jack you liked him.
Susie Sal: But you Advanced Pinky Promise d!
Sally Sue: I know, but..
Susie Sal: That's it, off with your pinky..
Advanced Pinky Promise by Leelo. January 3, 2010
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