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Pompadour + Dork = Pompadork. A nerdy guy who dresses rockabilly. Take your average dumpy computer programmer, give him a pair of Ray Ban Wayfarers, or other thick-framed black plastic glasses, a bowling shirt, a girlfriend who dresses like Betty Page (but doesn't look like her), sideburns, and of course a gelled-up pompadour hairstyle. Now insert him in a tiki lounge (after 5pm).

"I wanted to get my girl another mai-tai, but I couldn't even get to the bar because of all of the pompadorks."

"The pompadorks were lined up around the block for the Cramps show at Irving Plaza."

"Ed just bought some leopard-print creepers. He's such a pompadork!"

pompadork by GullibleZine August 5, 2006

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Sexy Pompadour

A double entendre to describe a males pubic hair. So described because of the phallic nature of the hairstyle.

Don Lothario has one Sexy Pompadour.

Sexy Pompadour by holleyberry February 5, 2012

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Popadockerickle

An Amazing word for cookie!

Leah: I ate a popadockerickle this morning
Marina: ME TOO!

OR

Molly: Your such a popadockerickle
Josh: I know im sweet as a cookie

Popadockerickle by marinaamyree February 23, 2008

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pompadour

a pompous person, who is an idiotom

you a big fat pompadour.

can be used as an insult

pompadour by vsangel May 28, 2011

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pompadour

a hairstyle, generally more common with men, where the hair in the front is combed up/high and usually twirled in a cone-like shape or curl.

- Conan O'Brien is the sexiest example of a man with a pompadour!

- John Travolta in 'Grease'
- All of the guys in 'The Outsiders'
(basically any dude in a greaser flick)

- Also popular amongst people in Rockabilly bands.

pompadour by ... April 6, 2005

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pompados

A person who is a mixture of pompous and douche-bag .

Look at this pompados with tribal tattoo's explaining to a waitress that he is "Gluten-Free"

pompados by DJ U53L355 March 19, 2016

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pocket pompadour

A toupee in a pompadour style. Similar to Elvis's and favored by Rockabilly enthusiasts. Also used to identify any toupee.

Don't look but I think Mr. Jones is wearing a "pocket pompadour".

Man to barber: I'm not liking this baldness, I think I'll get me a "pocket pompadour"

pocket pompadour by viachicago November 8, 2011

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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