pompados

A person who is a mixture of pompous and douche-bag .

Look at this pompados with tribal tattoo's explaining to a waitress that he is "Gluten-Free"

by DJ U53L355 March 19, 2016

pompados

Pompas Douche bag

look at this pompados with tribal tattoo's

by DJ U53L355 March 27, 2016

Sexy Pompadour

A double entendre to describe a males pubic hair. So described because of the phallic nature of the hairstyle.

Don Lothario has one Sexy Pompadour.

by holleyberry February 5, 2012

pompadour

a pompous person, who is an idiotom

you a big fat pompadour.

can be used as an insult

by vsangel May 28, 2011

pompadour

a hairstyle, generally more common with men, where the hair in the front is combed up/high and usually twirled in a cone-like shape or curl.

- Conan O'Brien is the sexiest example of a man with a pompadour!

- John Travolta in 'Grease'
- All of the guys in 'The Outsiders'
(basically any dude in a greaser flick)

- Also popular amongst people in Rockabilly bands.

by ... April 6, 2005

pocket pompadour

A toupee in a pompadour style. Similar to Elvis's and favored by Rockabilly enthusiasts. Also used to identify any toupee.

Don't look but I think Mr. Jones is wearing a "pocket pompadour".

Man to barber: I'm not liking this baldness, I think I'll get me a "pocket pompadour"

by viachicago November 8, 2011

Pompadouche

American millennial male no older than 27 that waxes about only drinking scotch; prefers to be an annoyingly random fan of an English premier league despite no cultural or geographic ties to England.. To the point of making certain to ask about the NFL or baseball so as to remark they don't follow football or baseball but instead are rabid Swansea or Crystal Palace fans; who also wear shirts that are too small and never use the phrase "I think" but instead use "I feel" so everything they speak about can be held by them to be as they say it is because it is not a declaration of fact but a passive aggressive display of their personal reality.

me: what a game last night

Jason: yeah? I was watching a little, NFL right? It's NFL?

Me: yeah..
Jason: I don't follow football. Well. American football.

Me: yah?
Jason: I watch EPL.

Me: Emerson. Palmer. Lake? It's ELP
Jason: no! Haw haw. Premy-are League.

Me: soccer? Why?
Jason: always preferred soccer on tv. Americans mostly don't get soccer.

Me: you're from Binghamton NY.

Jason: yeah. We were at the batch whisky bar that opened and I noted the Jets of NY don't seem to like the Patriots.

Me: dude. You're a pompadouche

by paul z ated July 4, 2016