39 definitions by GullibleZine
My boss just texted me twice to remind me about the new store hours...the ones that are posted on the counter right by the register. What a bazy critch.
by GullibleZine May 5, 2009
A dressed-down preppy who is still wearing fancy clothes. Like if they were going out in their boat, and were scared that the surf would be rough and get them all wet, so they wore Topsiders, khaki shorts, and a t-shirt from a 10K race from eight years ago.
Definitely a WASPy Dad look.
Definitely a WASPy Dad look.
His Dad was kickin' it boat casual on the back deck by the grill, getting barbecue sauce on that old pair of Dockers shorts that he wears whenever he does yardwork.
by GullibleZine September 9, 2006
Post-hook up worry about things being weird because you hooked up with that person. Feeling bad because you had sex that might not have been a good idea.
"I just did one of my ex's friends and am now suffering from sexistential angst."
"I've got some pretty bad sexistential angst, wondering how long I should wait before I call this dude."
"I've got some pretty bad sexistential angst, wondering how long I should wait before I call this dude."
by GullibleZine March 6, 2007
by GullibleZine February 24, 2008
When the seam of a guy's tight pants separates his dick from his balls, or his balls from one another.
Anytime that a man's genitals are divided by the seam of some tight pants.
Anytime that a man's genitals are divided by the seam of some tight pants.
by GullibleZine February 22, 2009
the nasty farts you rip when you've gotta take a dump. smells worse because the fart is passing over the turd lodged in your ass. also known as an "omen fart."
i knew we'd have to pull off at the next rest stop, because shauna had been blowing off a log for the last five miles and i had to roll down the window.
by GullibleZine February 5, 2009
H-Boo got a big-ass hole in the knee of his jeans and cut 'em off, but they're all short, so he's wearing Daisy Dudes!
by GullibleZine August 14, 2007