Swobe

Sweater robe. One of those belted, thigh-length sweaters that princessish girls who drive Saturns wear.

I thought that girl in my History class was cute until the first cool day this September when she showed up in a swobe. Game over!

by GullibleZine August 27, 2007

Unfortch

An abbreviation of "unfortunately."

Thanks for the invite, unfortch, I've already got plans.

by GullibleZine October 5, 2007

Swooshbag

Someone who wears a lot of Nike sneakers and sportswear. Rhymes with "douchebag."

Half of Ed's bedroom is stacks of Jordan boxes. What a swooshbag.

by GullibleZine October 21, 2008

Fuck Taylors

Sneakers that look like Converse Chuck Taylor All-Stars, but aren't. They're sometimes cheaper, and sometimes cooler; if you wanna look a little different, but still rock a classic style.
For instance: Pro-Keds, PF Flyers...

I fucken puked all over those kelly green Fuck Taylors that I bought in Germany. Ruined!

by GullibleZine August 27, 2006

Louded

Also "Lowded."
When a place is loud and crowded, it is lowded.

We left after one drink, the bar was too louded.

by GullibleZine February 20, 2007

Herb

Someone who tries too hard to be cool. An overzealous poseur. When you think you're on some next shit, but you're really on some bullshit

Man, I saw that herb on Bedford Ave., wearing a mesh hat and a Great White shirt, and carrying a can of Sparks.

Why is R. Kelly wearing that Lone Ranger mask? Dude is a herb.

Tell that herb to cool down. No one else wants the DJ to play electroclash.

by GullibleZine August 14, 2006

Hood Hang

A Chinese restaurant in the hood. Often serves popular local ethnic food, too, like hot wings in Atlanta, and plantains in Brooklyn.

I hit the hood hang on the way home from the train and got a quarter chicken and some shrimp fried rice.

by GullibleZine April 28, 2007