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pompadork 

Pompadour + Dork = Pompadork. A nerdy guy who dresses rockabilly. Take your average dumpy computer programmer, give him a pair of Ray Ban Wayfarers, or other thick-framed black plastic glasses, a bowling shirt, a girlfriend who dresses like Betty Page (but doesn't look like her), sideburns, and of course a gelled-up pompadour hairstyle. Now insert him in a tiki lounge (after 5pm).
"I wanted to get my girl another mai-tai, but I couldn't even get to the bar because of all of the pompadorks."

"The pompadorks were lined up around the block for the Cramps show at Irving Plaza."

"Ed just bought some leopard-print creepers. He's such a pompadork!"
pompadork by GullibleZine August 5, 2006
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Sexy Pompadour 

A double entendre to describe a males pubic hair. So described because of the phallic nature of the hairstyle.
Don Lothario has one Sexy Pompadour.
Sexy Pompadour by holleyberry February 5, 2012

Popadockerickle 

Leah: I ate a popadockerickle this morning
Marina: ME TOO!

OR

Molly: Your such a popadockerickle
Josh: I know im sweet as a cookie
Popadockerickle by marinaamyree February 23, 2008

pompadour 

a pompous person, who is an idiotom
you a big fat pompadour.

can be used as an insult
pompadour by vsangel May 28, 2011

pompadour 

a hairstyle, generally more common with men, where the hair in the front is combed up/high and usually twirled in a cone-like shape or curl.
- Conan O'Brien is the sexiest example of a man with a pompadour!

- John Travolta in 'Grease'
- All of the guys in 'The Outsiders'
(basically any dude in a greaser flick)

- Also popular amongst people in Rockabilly bands.
pompadour by ... April 6, 2005

pompados 

A person who is a mixture of pompous and douche-bag .
Look at this pompados with tribal tattoo's explaining to a waitress that he is "Gluten-Free"
pompados by DJ U53L355 March 19, 2016

pocket pompadour 

A toupee in a pompadour style. Similar to Elvis's and favored by Rockabilly enthusiasts. Also used to identify any toupee.
Don't look but I think Mr. Jones is wearing a "pocket pompadour".

Man to barber: I'm not liking this baldness, I think I'll get me a "pocket pompadour"
pocket pompadour by viachicago November 8, 2011