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The act of filling a girl's mouth with whipped cream and then ejaculating into it.
Ben was Poling in her mouth last night before they took her to the hospital for her broken pelvis.
Poling by Mon.Goose. November 4, 2010
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Having two people grab each of a male victim's legs, and pulling him groin-first into a fixed metal pole.
The boys decided Nigel No Friends needed a good poling.
poling by Hand-E-Food February 22, 2010
To have sex in a tent
Dave and Annelise kept me up all night with their poling! Don't they realize you can hear right through those things?
poling by coldshowerdudes October 12, 2009

Ski Poling 

When one girl give two simultaneous handjobs to two men.
*Ergo, "Night Ski Poling" occurs when each man is unaware that the other is receiving a hand as well.
Danielle went ski poling with Latham and Ferris.
Ski Poling by BDubbz David Moreass December 15, 2003

Storm Poling 

Storm Poling means one word, SEXY. Probably the hottest guy you will ever meet. He is normally really funny and sometimes a little sussy. He has a massive Fortnite skin collection and his looks resembles those of the best Fortnite player ever "Ninja", another thing is he has a horse cock, a whopping 2 inches on a good day. One final thing is "KEEP HIM AWAY FROM YOUR MOM".
Dis you see that sexy man?
Thats just storm poling

Phone Poling 

To speak on a phone, text message, or converse in some electronic manner while relieving one's bowels.
Hey Christ, this is me phone poling, THIS IS ME PHONE POLING!!!
Phone Poling by Jose99 February 1, 2007

Barber Poling 

When the progress bar on a Mac system is moving continuously, without progress, emulating a sideways barber pole.
When trying to install a program, my damn Mac keeps barber poling.
Barber Poling by kobalt9 April 24, 2009
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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