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poling is the oppoite if the phneomena planking. instead of lying down at odd spaces you stand up in weired position og places.
what's john doin in that closet?
oh, he's just poleing I'm taking a photograph for him
poleing by Dr.Krogh January 4, 2012
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tad poleing 

When an older woman tries to seduce a younger man she is said to be tad poleing.
A 19 year old college student to his buddy, "Dude this 45 year old secretary was hitting on me today!" The buddy replies, "Ya man she is always tad poleing!"
tad poleing by g88 June 8, 2007

School Yard Polling

The act of inflicting pain to a male by forcing the genitalia to come into contact with a free standing upright object usually a flag pole or car park bollard. This is best achieved by 4 people holding on to each of the victims appendages’ i.e. two arms and two legs and carrying said victim (horizontal to the ground) to the site of punishment. Once at the pole or bollard, the victims legs are then spread apart to the extent that the pole or bollard can be fit between the victims legs and the crotch area can now come into contact with object. Best results are achieved when the victim is lifted off the ground and swung horizontally by the arms and legs so that the crotch is bashed repeatedly against the pole or bollard.
Did you see Geoff get a School Yard Polling this morning?
Yeah man that was nasty! I could hear him squealing, his balls must be purple by now!

Polling the electorate 

To have sex, usually with a stripper.

From season 8, episode 3 of The Simpsons "Separate Vocations" the euphemism is used in regards to Mayor Quimby having sex with a mistress in a motel room.

Later used in season 3, episode 1 of Supernatural "The Magnificent Seven" in reference to Dean Winchester having sex with a stripper or strippers. It does not mean to suck dick, Destiel shippers.
That's mayor Quimby's car. Tonight, his honor is, heh, polling the electorate.

Exit Polling 

To have anal sex with, created by Bill Clinton from his appearance on Family Guy.
You up for a little Exit Polling?

Are you asking me what I think you're asking me?

Well that depends on what your definition of jizz is.
Exit Polling by BlakeP July 7, 2008
obsessively checking your mailbox to see if your online acquaintance you're flirting with has emailed you
i can't work properly this morning because i can't stop polling. maybe i should tell my therapist about it.
polling by emmar December 14, 2008

Polging Wang 

A Polging Wang is when a chinese man gets a boner and it extends slowly, at a polging force.
"Do you see that Chinese Asain looking guy starring at the girls ass?"
"Yah, he is getting a Polging Wang, slowly, but surely!"
Polging Wang by Blamont11 January 8, 2015
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