quimby

The badass mayor of the Simpsons's hometown.

Mayor Quimby: First, one announcement: I regret to inform you we are not offering childcare tonight. I don't know who that guy was you were leaving your kids with.

by mr. re-run October 5, 2011

quimby

A goon, a nameless, faceless, part of a gang. A hanger-on, a sidekick of a more outspoken, charismatic bully.

Take the classic movie, "Surf Ninjas:"
"Dude, who were those quimbies in the camo pajamas?"

by Rockin' Dave May 13, 2005

quimby

Commonly misunderstood to be the central player in an all male three-way, a "quimby" is actually the male in two woman three-way. Selected by choice bi-curious trim for his long, never-flaccid penis, "quimbies" have been spotted whiffing the occasional bike seat and, upon request, tossing a nicely-groomed woman's salad.

Other common misuses of the word involve chickens and farts.

My best girlfriend and I picked up this amazing quimby last night who took us to entirely new levels of sexual bliss.

by SoCal_Boi August 28, 2010

Quimby

a righteous soul, one who knows whats good; Someone with many ideas.

What are we going to do today quimby?

by James Cash Barrett March 17, 2008

Quimby

A person who sucks farts out of dead chickens

by G.Meela January 4, 2003

quimby

A man in the middle of a 3-way butt-fuck.

The quimby gives as much as he receives.

by Arnie January 24, 2003

quimby

a totally gay guy that has ridiculous hair but thinks he's straight

OMG that Steedman is such a quimby

by fallows November 5, 2012