wizzy

almighty being of the clockcrew. the clocks bow to his creation and the heavens shake with just one word of this magnificent clock
by tom March 31, 2004
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mardi gras

french for 'fat tuesday', a sort of parade where women flash their boobies and drunken people throw beads at them, etctera.
i got tricked into getting a mamogram by a hobo on mardi gras
by tom March 02, 2004
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spizel

Oh man, I covered her face with my dick spizel.
by tom May 13, 2005
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bent as A nine Bob mate

Bent as A nine bob mate.
Hunter is bent as A nine bob mate and he will never go back.
by Tom February 26, 2005
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Bears

Da Bears are da greatest team ever
by Tom June 15, 2005
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muselive

Originated from some poor soul's obsession with the band, Muse. To go "muselive" means to "go into insomnia, develop a nervous twitch and obsess about aqua dildos"
Heh, that Britney, she's gone muselive, like.
by Tom March 28, 2005
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twinkle

a childish word used frequently by mothers, when referring to the female genitals in front of a small child, usually the daughter
Gwenny, don't foreget to wipe your twinkle!
by Tom May 02, 2003
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