Noun: A "like" on facebook for something political you actually despise in reality.
Verb: To politicalike something is to like a profile of a political figure or institution to be aware of what the other side is thinking or to protest by commenting on that page.
Dude1: You're such a nasty motherfucker. You would like Santorum. So dirty.
Dude2: It's a politicalike. I hate the man, but love the idea of his association with buttsex.
Dude1: Wait, you like Ken Cuccinelli? You know he's a jackass.
Dude2: No, it's a politicalike so I can complain on his page. We're frenemies. I had to like him to protest.
Millennials with strong political views who seek out and/or spark fiery dialogue on reddit, facebook and twitter with lengthy posts about personal injustices and taking action, speaking out or marching for a just cause.
Oftentimes will label themselves as "socially liberal, yet fiscally conservative."
*Scrolling on Facebook
"Looks like Gavin wrote another essay about immigration on Facebook."
"Yeah, I unfollowed months ago. He's such a politicalennial."
A politicalist is someone who has a strong opinion regarding politics and is constantly posting things showing why their side is correct and the other side is idiotic.
John's tweet: "The political college is rigged! Trump is #NotMyPresident #ImWithHer"
(John repeats this several times)
Steve: "Dude, John is such a politicalist. Why doesn't he just shut up for once! I'm sick of being constantly bombarded by politics like seriously."
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring ā one checked fact at a time.