Pokvin

Aspiring turntablist who cant afford a dj set. pursues his dreams using plastic dining plates thereby making gayass music that he associates with songs by professionals such as linkin park. Loves slapping the asses of girls, using chocolate as bait.

stop slapping that Nehji's ass you pokvin

by gongkia December 27, 2003

Pokinho

An annoying female that constantly uses the "Poke" feature on Facebook without any reason.

Another Notification!? I haven't seen or spoken to this Krista chick in over three years. What a fucking Pokinho!

by MrGraves86 September 11, 2014

poking through the armor

Having a boner

Andy you are poking through the armor again

by OverTheCow November 22, 2016

Poking the Purple Plum

To finger massage the male Prostate through the anus. Also referred to as Prostate Milking. Performed as a stand alone act or may be accompanied by the performance of fellatio.

While performing oral sex and slobbing on Carl's knob, his girl friend decided to enhance the experience and starting Poking the Purple Plum. Carl squirmed up until the second knuckle passed through his pucker knot thereafter, he enjoyed a good old fashioned milking of his prostate.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2015

POKING JUNIOR IN THE EYE

Simply said, having sex with a pregnant woman.

Billy Bob and Brad took turns with Angelina poking junior in the eye.

by mj_oblio September 12, 2005

poking the pooch

the act of doing nothing when you're supposed to be doing something, like WORK

hey man, stop poking the pooch and help me out, you're getting paid to work, not to watch me work

by Joseph Muscarella February 27, 2009

pokin the pigskin

catching the football with one hand while extending the arm; to spear the football

In the NFL, no one is better at pokin the pigskin than (name of NFL player).

He poked the pigskin (out of the air) like he was spearfishing

by jigme December 23, 2012