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Aspiring turntablist who cant afford a dj set. pursues his dreams using plastic dining plates thereby making gayass music that he associates with songs by professionals such as linkin park. Loves slapping the asses of girls, using chocolate as bait.
stop slapping that Nehji's ass you pokvin
Pokvin by gongkia December 27, 2003
Words you can keep
An annoying female that constantly uses the "Poke" feature on Facebook without any reason.
Another Notification!? I haven't seen or spoken to this Krista chick in over three years. What a fucking Pokinho!
Pokinho by MrGraves86 September 11, 2014

poking through the armor 

Having a boner
Andy you are poking through the armor again

Poking the Purple Plum 

To finger massage the male Prostate through the anus. Also referred to as Prostate Milking. Performed as a stand alone act or may be accompanied by the performance of fellatio.
While performing oral sex and slobbing on Carl's knob, his girl friend decided to enhance the experience and starting Poking the Purple Plum. Carl squirmed up until the second knuckle passed through his pucker knot thereafter, he enjoyed a good old fashioned milking of his prostate.

POKING JUNIOR IN THE EYE 

Simply said, having sex with a pregnant woman.
Billy Bob and Brad took turns with Angelina poking junior in the eye.
POKING JUNIOR IN THE EYE by mj_oblio September 12, 2005

poking the pooch

the act of doing nothing when you're supposed to be doing something, like WORK
hey man, stop poking the pooch and help me out, you're getting paid to work, not to watch me work
poking the pooch by Joseph Muscarella February 27, 2009

pokin the pigskin 

catching the football with one hand while extending the arm; to spear the football
In the NFL, no one is better at pokin the pigskin than (name of NFL player).

He poked the pigskin (out of the air) like he was spearfishing
pokin the pigskin by jigme December 23, 2012
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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