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A person who collects dust in the corner of parties.
Look at chad over there, he's just a big poitz
Poitz by --Hamill May 29, 2009
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Pritzker 

Mike took a Pritzker and now the toilet won't flush!
Pritzker by Smokenkrak May 17, 2020
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Poitz Poit potz pritz Pritzker pitza Pootz potzer Pitzi Pitzu

Pritzker 

A hypocritical unqualified trust fund brat who deliberately runs a state into the ground based on hs incompetance and ignorance.
we need to elect a new governor because the last one was a real pritzker
Pritzker by notakrause May 12, 2020

Potzeimer's 

A gradually degenerative memory condition one aquires from smoking entirely too much marijuana.
Johnny had no idea how bad his potzeimer's had become: "Like, duude, uuh... what's the name of the thingy that, ya know, it's got water inside and ya barf into it when you're wasted?"
Potzeimer's by MrEguy September 23, 2008

Pritzker 

I met Martha at Dennys last night. I had a short conversation with her and realized she's nothing but a Pritzker
Pritzker by Skinny pos June 3, 2021

pitzipoanca 

female equivalent of a "cocalar";
superficial materialistic girl/gold digger; label collector; fashion freak; excessively accessorized, in permanent overuse of make-up; normal habitat: mall/club; some of them carrying a bichon; self-absorbed boasting narcissist

(var.) pisipoanca, pisi, pitzi
(etymology) merger between pisi (romanian for kitty, pussy) and vagaboanta/bagaboanta (romanian for tramp).
Stop using so much pink lipstick, you look like a pitzi (pitzipoanca).

Who is this pitzi (pitzipoanca), she is dressed like a Christmas tree.

Girl you took your own picture in the mirror, that's lame even for a pitzi (pitzipoanca).

Chikalaka chikichea
Asta-i pitzipoanca mea
Iese seara la cafea
Cu bichonu' dupa ea
(manea concept with reference to their lifestyle)

Poteen / Poitín / Potcheen 

Poteen / Poitín / (pronounced) Potcheen
is a traditional Irish distilled, highly alcoholic beverage. Traditionally distilled from potatoes, it is among the strongest alcoholic beverages in the world, and for centuries was classified as illegal or moonshine in Ireland.
Think you can handle Poitín... ?
Don't drink Poitín if you're a light weight, it'll probably kill you!
Poteen / Poitín / Potcheen
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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