MrEguy's definitions

Potzeimer's

A gradually degenerative memory condition one aquires from smoking entirely too much marijuana.

Johnny had no idea how bad his potzeimer's had become: "Like, duude, uuh... what's the name of the thingy that, ya know, it's got water inside and ya barf into it when you're wasted?"

by MrEguy September 23, 2008

ignard

Ignard is the marriage of two commonly paired words, ignorant and retarded, used to describe someone who seems to be both.

That ignard tried jumping over a barbed wire fence with his skateboard in the nude.

by MrEguy January 17, 2007

Catastrofuck

A catastrophic screw up of gigantic proportions. A monumental mistake resulting in unimaginable damage.

Upon jumping out of the airplane, the skydiver reaches for the rip cord to pull the parachute--only to discover he's wearing his back-pack containing a sleeping bag. This terrible catastrofuck will cause him to quickly plummet to his death rather than gently glide to the ground.

by MrEguy September 23, 2008