Pootz 

Armenian for pussy

friend 1: "did u see that bitch ass foo yesterday at the park?"
friend 2: "Ya what a Pootz!!"

Pootz by Tht One Niggaaa July 10, 2011

Pootz 

Giving off a rank, disgusting odor.

I can't believe the pootz that comes out of Janni's ass.

Pootz by quattro October 29, 2004

Pootz 

Pootz is slang for boobs but makes a sentance funny

Allannah:did you see that guy in the wheelchair , he said to sally she had 'nice pootz'

Rebecca:What An Idiot

Allannah:OMG , i know

Pootz by maw i got cancaa January 6, 2010

pooter shooter

The act of placing an empty plastic bottle by your ass then after farting into it replace the cap, find an unsuspecting victim, remove the cap and squeeze the bottle under their nose, reactions vary.

During the ride home from their shore visit one of four friends falls asleep in the backseat, the driver starts laughing and says, " Dudes, do a pooter shooter on sleeping beauty, LOL"

pooter shooter by jpg3 August 28, 2010

poon poot 

Forced air expelled from the vaginal cavity. Queef or vaginal flatulence.

Rebecca stood by her cart embarrassed by the sounds of her poon poot. Other shoppers were staring at her in disgust. "It wasn't a fart, I swear! I poon pooted!"
A little boy responded, "Gross, your vagina farted!"

poon poot by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018

porpoise poot 

The act of going underwater with the exception of your ass and letting out a loud fart. Preferably in the act of an in water dive so as to time it in a manner that you fart as soon as the ass breaches the water. The way a porpoise clears it's blowhole to breathe and reemerge .

When in a pool and you have to fart there is a tough decision to be made. Do you blow bubbles or share with the masses and porpoise poot.

porpoise poot by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016

Pootanology

The study of pootanas, devised by the community at large that were tired of fake ads and high pricing.

Paul, an expert Pootanology researcher, has been perusing online pootana sites getting a feel for pricing, who's profile is legit and which pootana includes anal.

Pootanology by Sixamenos October 6, 2019