Skip to main content

Pootz

friend 1: "did u see that bitch ass foo yesterday at the park?"
friend 2: "Ya what a Pootz!!"
by Tht One Niggaaa July 10, 2011
mugGet the Pootz mug.

Pootz

Giving off a rank, disgusting odor.
I can't believe the pootz that comes out of Janni's ass.
by quattro October 29, 2004
mugGet the Pootz mug.
Related Words
Pootz pootzer pootzka Pootzoo Pootzy Poot pooter pootang pooted Pootash

Pootz

Pootz is slang for boobs but makes a sentance funny
Allannah:did you see that guy in the wheelchair , he said to sally she had 'nice pootz'

Rebecca:What An Idiot

Allannah:OMG , i know
by maw i got cancaa January 6, 2010
mugGet the Pootz mug.

pooter shooter

The act of placing an empty plastic bottle by your ass then after farting into it replace the cap, find an unsuspecting victim, remove the cap and squeeze the bottle under their nose, reactions vary.
During the ride home from their shore visit one of four friends falls asleep in the backseat, the driver starts laughing and says, " Dudes, do a pooter shooter on sleeping beauty, LOL"
by jpg3 August 28, 2010
mugGet the pooter shooter mug.

poon poot

Forced air expelled from the vaginal cavity. Queef or vaginal flatulence.
Rebecca stood by her cart embarrassed by the sounds of her poon poot. Other shoppers were staring at her in disgust. "It wasn't a fart, I swear! I poon pooted!"
A little boy responded, "Gross, your vagina farted!"
by Nutzen YerMouf February 17, 2018
mugGet the poon poot mug.

porpoise poot

The act of going underwater with the exception of your ass and letting out a loud fart. Preferably in the act of an in water dive so as to time it in a manner that you fart as soon as the ass breaches the water. The way a porpoise clears it's blowhole to breathe and reemerge .
When in a pool and you have to fart there is a tough decision to be made. Do you blow bubbles or share with the masses and porpoise poot.
by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016
mugGet the porpoise poot mug.

Pootanology

The study of pootanas, devised by the community at large that were tired of fake ads and high pricing.
Paul, an expert Pootanology researcher, has been perusing online pootana sites getting a feel for pricing, who's profile is legit and which pootana includes anal.
by Sixamenos October 6, 2019
mugGet the Pootanology mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email