Definitions by --Hamill

eej 

When you don't mean what you just said. (A shorter word for just kidding)

"I'm 30 beers deep, eej!!"

"Ya i got into one last night, three broads at once, eej!!"

eej by --Hamill June 3, 2009

sauce 

When your refering to something unreal. Its sauce.

When buddy has the sickest flow in the bar, hes sauce.
When buddies so drunk, hes sauced.
When your pizzas sick, sickest sauce.

ya i got so sauced last night i drank a 40!
(buddy pulls up in a lambo) Holy, that tool has the mad sauce.
Nancy over there had 2 beers and he's sauced, what a pussy!!
(when a hot broad walks by) I'd sauce her!!
(when someone givse you a sick mitt) holy this mitt is sauce!

sauce by --Hamill June 3, 2009

Poitz 

A person who collects dust in the corner of parties.

Look at chad over there, he's just a big poitz

Poitz by --Hamill May 29, 2009