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An endearing term for someone you care for, especially a child or dependent. Synonym to "kid" or "little one."

From the Yiddish term Pitzeleh, which means "little".
"Mom, can I have an ice cream?" "Of course pitzi, you got an A in painting this semester!"
Pitzi by mayall January 12, 2012
Urban Dictionary Merch
Small, miniscule, tiny. Generally pertaining to genitalia, and specifically to male genitalia.
"Did you see that guy's penis? It was so tiny! It was a little 'pitzi'!"
Pitzi by WordlessWonder May 1, 2009
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Pitzi pitzipoanca pitting pitpig pitiful pitino Patzi PatZie piti pitin

ball pitting 

When you stick your nut sack in someone's butt hole during intercourse.
Hey Jeff, do you enjoy ball pitting?
ball pitting by Ballpitter69 December 23, 2013

Pizitz Middle School 

The self named "Best Middle school in America" where teachers get fired every year and if you flip a water bottle you get three days of suspension. Also known for having a 2% black student population an 8% Asian population and a 90% white population.
Man did you here about how Pizitz Middle School got an extra black kid added to their school?
Pizitz Middle School by Mrs.Hanson August 24, 2019

pitillion 

An indefinitely immense number. A value that fluctuates in its worth. Generally considered to be a large amount.
That guy is being attacked by a pitillion zombies.
pitillion by typingsucks August 16, 2009
Pitia by Its.Dat.Boi.Pitia December 16, 2017

pitiful excuse for a used douche 

An insulting phrase used to describe a woman (if you could call her one) that's more insulting than calling her a douchebag or even a douchenoozle.
Flo from a certain insurance company's commercials is a pitiful excuse for a used douche.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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