A hypocritical unqualified trust fund brat who deliberately runs a state into the ground based on hs incompetance and ignorance.

One who has a mania for music.

A giant piece of shit that won't go away.

An old Playboy who teaches the way of Nooking (Intense driven sex) through introduction in english class. To obtain the "Pritzker" one must have acute sense of style and a killer mustache. Along with inablility to look straight in one's eye and have gnarled fingers.