Podios

A person that comes from Pontus, a region on the southern coast of the Black Sea, located in modern-day eastern Black Sea Region of Turkey. Typically this word was used by elderly women who were Fugitives back in the Hellenic-Turkish war honoring the brave men that stayed behind in battle.

Grandma: Your grandpa billy was a true Podios warrior back in the day.
Billy: Does that mean i am a Podios grandma
Grandma: I don't know billy, are you truly a Podios?

by NoPantsMano September 13, 2019

Podista

One who has become proficient in brewing the perfect coffee from a commercial coffee pod such as Nespresso or K-fee capsule system.

A Barista is trained to make a brew the perfect coffee. A Podista has learnt to brew the perfect coffee from a capsule system. "That is the perfect coffee, I made it from a coffee pod, I am a Podista."

by Pucko_V1 September 7, 2013

Podiocentric

Someone who likes standing in front of a podium.

Idk bro my English teacher created this word

Morrie is a podiocentric person.

by dollaramasn1employee February 5, 2023

poliosis

A disease combining both polio and scoliosis, discovered by Achmed "The Dead Terrorist" and Doctor Jeff Dunham

Jeff: You have poliosis.

Achmed: What the fuck is poliosis?

OR

Rich, you're running like you have poliosis!

Dick: What the fuck is poliosis?

by LkBurn December 9, 2008

poliosis

absence of melanin in hair of the head, eyebrows, or eyelashes

#1: what happened to your hair?
#2: i have poliosis

by bitchier January 21, 2009

Poliosis

Jeff Dunham's diagnosis for Achmed the puppet, who has both scoliosis and polio.

Well, Achmed you have poliosis. What is Poliosis?

by Themanwithaplan December 9, 2008

podistener

just like ipod users walking are called podestrians. ipod listeners can be called podisteners.

dude, i am a podistener.
r u?

by amtul rahman July 4, 2006