The condition in which a person is too surprised to speak ultimately looking like they are constipated
Dude 1: I saw a dude licking the floor yesterday and i was very surprised.
Dude 2: You must have been pretty Stoubos.
Dude 2: You must have been pretty Stoubos.
by NoPantsMano May 04, 2020
A person that comes from Pontus, a region on the southern coast of the Black Sea, located in modern-day eastern Black Sea Region of Turkey. Typically this word was used by elderly women who were Fugitives back in the Hellenic-Turkish war honoring the brave men that stayed behind in battle.
Grandma: Your grandpa billy was a true Podios warrior back in the day.
Billy: Does that mean i am a Podios grandma
Grandma: I don't know billy, are you truly a Podios?
Billy: Does that mean i am a Podios grandma
Grandma: I don't know billy, are you truly a Podios?
by NoPantsMano September 13, 2019