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Poits day
Piss on it, Tomorrows Saturday.
POP (Profits Over People)
The mantra of the Corporation.
CEO of Baby Coffins Inc: "We will grow our profits this quarter by any means necessary."
Corporate Rookie: "But sir, our production is already as efficient as possible with the Asian laborers being paid five cents per day. It's not like we can control the infant mortality rate or anything."
CEO of Baby Coffins Inc: "Like I said, by any means necessary. Remember, it's all about POP (Profits Over People)!"
Corporate Rookie: "But sir, our production is already as efficient as possible with the Asian laborers being paid five cents per day. It's not like we can control the infant mortality rate or anything."
CEO of Baby Coffins Inc: "Like I said, by any means necessary. Remember, it's all about POP (Profits Over People)!"
POP (Profits Over People) by Hypomanic March 1, 2010
Pokitsons
To continuously "poke" one or more people on facebook for weeks, months, or years. Often results in a poke war and cannot be stopped until one person is killed.
A Sign of being a Zombot
A Sign of being a Zombot
Just the other day we all decided we should "poke" Missy at the same time. But when we signed on she had already poked everyone. She had a horrible case of Pokitsons disease.
Pokitsons by RolandoPico May 10, 2011
Street Profits
Person 1: "Yo Dave! Let's go find some Street Profits downtown!" Dave: "Holy shit the WWE tag team? no way!" Person 1: "Nah bro. Go see the definition on urban dictionary teh goon wrote."
Street Profits by teh goon April 28, 2023
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