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politser 

a guy who wear holister but thinks hes a gangster.
look at that guy wearing the preppy cloths, what a fucking politser

politser by tim tom fuckkkkk March 1, 2008
Words you can keep
Another word to call political campaign signs and flyers that accumulate on lawns and street corners during an election year.

Person 1: Wow man, you don't look too happy. What's the matter?

Person 2: I woke up this morning and there was a bunch of politter on my lawn. I don't need someone telling me how I should vote by putting signs in my frame of vision.
Politter by J. Martino March 11, 2009

Politerati 

The priveleged "insider" group of politicians and others who know the voodoo ins and outs of navigating in the political world.
George Bush and his powerful group of politerati spinmasters ruled the white house for 8 years, doing what they wished.
Politerati by youboob December 10, 2009

politerate

1. Informed on, and conversationally fluent in current events and decision-making processes.
2. Used to describe an aware, non-aligned individual who remains engaged while eschewing hysteria; usually of the Millennial generation.
I always discuss the news with Jay Z because he is so politerate.
politerate by jeffersontroll September 7, 2015

polithera 

There's a whole polithera of band instruments piled in the hallway.
polithera by Pennimuff July 22, 2010

Politeracy 

The knowledge, skills and behaviors for meaningful and effective political participation
We need a higher level of Politeracy to achieve good governance
Politeracy by Dwayne Iyekekpolor November 16, 2020

Politseiulem

Jalil is the police chief in the police station, he’s a Politseiulem.
Politseiulem by jillybeanapril February 27, 2023
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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