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When a tampon is dipped into an alcoholic substance to absorb the fluid before it is inserted into the ass hole where the alcohol is then absorbed into the blood and will in turn get you drunk.
Hey, lets skip school and do some PLUNKITS!

We are having a PLUNKIT party this Friday do you want to come?

Weed is for losers; we do PLUNKITS!

I’m checking into rehab in an hour, id better hurry up and do a PLUNKIT.
Plunkit by Chris Rider March 12, 2009
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Plunk-it 

Much like “send it” however it refers more specifically to engaging in tasks with questionable survivability.
“Be careful, you could die!”
“Doesn’t matter... I’m just gonna plunk-it!”
Plunk-it by spicywater June 10, 2020
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The lip of skin right below the butthole.
Dude, I heard Kaz Matsui tore his plunket.
Plunket by DhaliLlama4 April 13, 2008

Plunkett 

A word that is to be utilized for virtually any situation or context. The word is both a verb, an adjective, noun or pronoun or any other type of word it needs to be. Primarily Meant to be Pronounced with a British accent.
"What do you want me to do with this?"
"Just Plunkett!"

"Have you seen my Plunkett?"
Plunkett by Goldencrispynuggets November 28, 2011
The act of recieving a blow-job while taking a shit.
I was horny and had to shit, so i figured I'd kill two birds with one stone, so Brandi gave me a plunkin.
Plunkin by Prosser August 28, 2007
When u use a piece of wood and hit someone with mainly annoying and stupid people
Yo Let’s go plunking. I know who to plunk
Plunking by KADONKY August 18, 2018

plunkette 

the act of water shooting back up your ass after dropping a huge log off in the bowl.
When explosive diahreah strikes, a plunkette can quickly extinguish that intense rectal burning.
plunkette by PDiddy October 27, 2004
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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