plunkitin 

the act of forcing something that is way too big into a spot that is too small for it.

Andy: "Wow dude, your girl is really cute."

Tyrone: "Yeah man, I love petite chics."

Andy: "I bet you have to PLUNKITIN, don't you?"

Tyrone: "Yeah, life is rough sometimes."

plunkitin by fjkenks August 18, 2005

Plunkin 

The act of recieving a blow-job while taking a shit.

I was horny and had to shit, so i figured I'd kill two birds with one stone, so Brandi gave me a plunkin.

Plunkin by Prosser August 28, 2007

plunkin 

It is while you are sitting on the toilet taking a shit while getting a knob slob from some slut. Just as you drop your deuce you blow a load in the broads mouth.

Hey bitch I have to take a shit, why dont you give me a plunkin!

plunkin by Levi Nelson August 4, 2007

plunkin 

a scotish word for skipping school

wheres james today? oh he doesnt like double english so his plunkin

plunkin by cabbage! April 20, 2006

Plunkit

When a tampon is dipped into an alcoholic substance to absorb the fluid before it is inserted into the ass hole where the alcohol is then absorbed into the blood and will in turn get you drunk.

Hey, lets skip school and do some PLUNKITS!

We are having a PLUNKIT party this Friday do you want to come?

Weed is for losers; we do PLUNKITS!

I’m checking into rehab in an hour, id better hurry up and do a PLUNKIT.

Plunkit by Chris Rider March 12, 2009

plunkton

Plunkton- a form of foreplay- when the male is sitting on the toilet excreting the female comes in and gives him a blowjob or male we don't judge

(Plunkton) Stacey get in here and give me a plunkton before I finish my shit.

plunkton by Lorcan8 January 11, 2017

half plunkin' 

The process of quarter chubbing.

Kyle: "Dude all these bitches are causin' me to be half plunkin' "

half plunkin' by gooch gang November 5, 2013