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the act of forcing something that is way too big into a spot that is too small for it.

Andy: "Wow dude, your girl is really cute."

Tyrone: "Yeah man, I love petite chics."

Andy: "I bet you have to PLUNKITIN, don't you?"

Tyrone: "Yeah, life is rough sometimes."

plunkitin by fjkenks August 18, 2005

Words you can keep

Plunkin

The act of recieving a blow-job while taking a shit.

I was horny and had to shit, so i figured I'd kill two birds with one stone, so Brandi gave me a plunkin.

Plunkin by Prosser August 28, 2007

Related Words

plunkitin • plunkin • Plunkit • Plonketing • plunkton • plunktonne • Plunting • Dunkin-Plunkin • half plunkin' • plug it in

plunkin

It is while you are sitting on the toilet taking a shit while getting a knob slob from some slut. Just as you drop your deuce you blow a load in the broads mouth.

Hey bitch I have to take a shit, why dont you give me a plunkin!

plunkin by Levi Nelson August 4, 2007

plunkin

a scotish word for skipping school

wheres james today? oh he doesnt like double english so his plunkin

plunkin by cabbage! April 20, 2006

Plunkit

When a tampon is dipped into an alcoholic substance to absorb the fluid before it is inserted into the ass hole where the alcohol is then absorbed into the blood and will in turn get you drunk.

Hey, lets skip school and do some PLUNKITS!

We are having a PLUNKIT party this Friday do you want to come?

Weed is for losers; we do PLUNKITS!

I’m checking into rehab in an hour, id better hurry up and do a PLUNKIT.

Plunkit by Chris Rider March 12, 2009

plunkton

Plunkton- a form of foreplay- when the male is sitting on the toilet excreting the female comes in and gives him a blowjob or male we don't judge

(Plunkton) Stacey get in here and give me a plunkton before I finish my shit.

plunkton by Lorcan8 January 11, 2017

half plunkin'

The process of quarter chubbing.

Kyle: "Dude all these bitches are causin' me to be half plunkin' "

half plunkin' by gooch gang November 5, 2013

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026