Plert

A type of speech impediment where the speaker cannot pronounce the "R" sound an thus replaces it with a "W" sound.

Someone with a plert might say, "The bwight, wed woses seem to be on fiyoh." instead of "The bright, red roses seem to be on fire."

by who knows? October 18, 2004

plert

the worst insult EVER! the insult used when drunk and real words evade you. a hidden word that others cannot decipher, making the remark even funnier to your inner circle of friends, while more humiliating to outward individuals.

from the derivative, "Eat plert and plie, platch."

or "Eat dirt and die, trash."

Daniel I.S., you're such a plert! Probably the biggest plert ever!

by CGFOAFT November 3, 2008

perts

This is short for pertinent information.

Coworker: I've got a potential customer on line 2 for you.
Response: What are the perts?
Coworker: It's a woman named Josephine Dokes. She's got an afghan hound and she saw our ad for the no-tangle pet comb.

by goose_on_a_roof February 28, 2018

perts

Aesthetically the perfect breasts, not too big and can hold their own against gravity and blouse tug (derived from "pert and perky")

"Dude, I know ya love those knee-shootin’ yabos but there’s such a thing as too big. Now take that little amuse-bouche. That quasar has got a nice set of perts."

by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020

hello perth

An Australian expression used to convey that the information is old news and has been heard or seen before. This stems from the timezone of Perth, Australia being 2-3 hours behind the rest of Australia, with Western Australian residents often being the last to hear about anything.

More recently used in group messages, to indicate the same meme has already been sent to the group.

Alan: Did you hear Jake joined the army?
Charlie: Hello Perth!

by Seanason July 17, 2018

perth

The place where all musicians forget exists

I wanted to go see Coldplay, but they aren't coming to Perth...

by Immy707 November 12, 2015

peerth

A fobby person who works at a conveience store, gas station, hotel, doctors office, IT. They usually have a heavy accent and refer to a person as a buddy or a pal.

peerth: whats up buddy what can I get you today
me: nothing much just grabbing a slurpie and some doritos

by Pierre Duegles May 6, 2013