peerth 

A fobby person who works at a conveience store, gas station, hotel, doctors office, IT. They usually have a heavy accent and refer to a person as a buddy or a pal.

peerth: whats up buddy what can I get you today
me: nothing much just grabbing a slurpie and some doritos

peerth by Pierre Duegles May 6, 2013

hello perth

An Australian expression used to convey that the information is old news and has been heard or seen before. This stems from the timezone of Perth, Australia being 2-3 hours behind the rest of Australia, with Western Australian residents often being the last to hear about anything.

More recently used in group messages, to indicate the same meme has already been sent to the group.

Alan: Did you hear Jake joined the army?
Charlie: Hello Perth!

hello perth by Seanason July 17, 2018

perth

The place where all musicians forget exists

I wanted to go see Coldplay, but they aren't coming to Perth...

perth by Immy707 November 12, 2015

Perth Dole Run

When a West Australian needs to pay off a large sum of money to the local drug trafficking or crime syndicate and bolts to the local Centrelink to acquire funds. Typically claiming to have a child or baby in order to get more benefits, and being a massive leech off the Aussie tax payer.

Jeff: "Norton went on a perth dole run the other day , what a fuckin druggo."

Perth Dole Run by aussiegamercop October 24, 2018

Perthki 

When something is complete bullshit.

A "Guess no free yard today"

B "That's some major league perthki g"

Perthki by stoner420x February 19, 2023

perther

n. Sheep that has no apparent desire to follow the activities of the flock and thus, by extension, both a person ridiculed for not fitting in, and a free-thinking person who doesn't follow convention.

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Look at the bleeding perther with the funny wide hat!

You mean the fellow with no facial melanomas?

perther by gnostic 1 May 6, 2013

Perth Pony Club 

A nearly extinct group of animals in Perth Western Australia that lack the imagination and opposable limbs to create their own web environment.
Instead they wait and then pounce and use someone else's hard work and resources rather than create their own.(why would they -that's just too easy).

Their leader - The Gordo - is a wiley (although rotund) and shortsighted creature that will preach unwittingly about the evils of moderation and yet yield to its obvious benefits only a few short months later.

They frequent such uninhabitable areas as "Clarkson and Carramar" and, for the benefit of the public at large, shouldn't really leave them.

"Oh how cute, The Perth Pony Club has organised another afternoon tea"

Perth Pony Club by [e-mail] May 13, 2006