by Immy707 September 28, 2015
The most isolated capital city in the world. Population of 2 million people.. white sandy beaches.. beautiful weather.. sexy easy-going people.. and cool kangaroos.
by Perth is the shizzle my nizzle July 6, 2005
perth is most laid back city in the world, probably deserves its title of dullsville, but cott in summer is still pretty damn joy. don't drink EB. just don't do it. ever.
by geoff gallop, : ( May 25, 2006
Exceptionally small, isolated city in Western Australia.
Perth has a quaint "village" feel to it. This means that you see the same people all the time, and everything you do is remembered.
Perth is filled with drunken, violent Aborigines. They typically engage in small-time crime such as muggings and assault, but they travel in large packs. The majority of the white population has an inherent racism towards Aborigines that is not unfounded. Very few Aborigines do anything useful with their lives other than chew up welfare funds. The State government is then preoccupied with "law and order" at any election - ie move-on notices, public drinking fines, youth curfews, etc. most of which are targeted at Aborigines.
For a small city Perth has strangely violent inhabitants. It's not uncommon for a bar fight to turn into a murder very quickly. This could be attributed to the boredom.
Typical Perth people are alcoholic, small-minded, arrogant people. They follow the latest trends yet cannot stand it when somebody is successful. To be successful in Perth you have to know the right people, which means sucking up a lot.
Perth is plagued by boredom. As a result the teenagers and young adults abuse drugs and alcohol on a vast scale. Weekends consist of getting written-off on booze (Beer is the fave) and attempting to recover before work on monday.
The general population has a strange fascination with the 5 outlaw motorcycle gangs (God's Garbage, Coffin Cheaters, Club Deroe's, Gypsy Jokers, Rebels) who kill each other over the drug turf. This is about the only interesting thing that happens in the "underworld".
Perth has beautiful weather that makes the summer an excellent time for water-sports.
Generally, the people in Perth want to leave and go on to bigger and better things.
Perth has a quaint "village" feel to it. This means that you see the same people all the time, and everything you do is remembered.
Perth is filled with drunken, violent Aborigines. They typically engage in small-time crime such as muggings and assault, but they travel in large packs. The majority of the white population has an inherent racism towards Aborigines that is not unfounded. Very few Aborigines do anything useful with their lives other than chew up welfare funds. The State government is then preoccupied with "law and order" at any election - ie move-on notices, public drinking fines, youth curfews, etc. most of which are targeted at Aborigines.
For a small city Perth has strangely violent inhabitants. It's not uncommon for a bar fight to turn into a murder very quickly. This could be attributed to the boredom.
Typical Perth people are alcoholic, small-minded, arrogant people. They follow the latest trends yet cannot stand it when somebody is successful. To be successful in Perth you have to know the right people, which means sucking up a lot.
Perth is plagued by boredom. As a result the teenagers and young adults abuse drugs and alcohol on a vast scale. Weekends consist of getting written-off on booze (Beer is the fave) and attempting to recover before work on monday.
The general population has a strange fascination with the 5 outlaw motorcycle gangs (God's Garbage, Coffin Cheaters, Club Deroe's, Gypsy Jokers, Rebels) who kill each other over the drug turf. This is about the only interesting thing that happens in the "underworld".
Perth has beautiful weather that makes the summer an excellent time for water-sports.
Generally, the people in Perth want to leave and go on to bigger and better things.
Ay cunt, give me ya fuckin' wallet! You want me to bust ya hole, cunt?
"Hey timbo, what you doing tonight mate?"'Getting on the piss mate!' "Fucken' oath eh!"
Perth is a dump! I can't wait until I can leave this shithole for Sydney or New York.
"Hey timbo, what you doing tonight mate?"'Getting on the piss mate!' "Fucken' oath eh!"
Perth is a dump! I can't wait until I can leave this shithole for Sydney or New York.
by mullet56 June 2, 2006
Perth is Australia's redneck capital. Perth is located in the west and because of it's location and hick density is sometimes referred to as "The wild wild west". Perth inhabitants fear change and are suspicious of any newcomers. Perth people generally don't like to leave their small town unless travelling to Bali where they are greeted by other travelling Hicks from Perth.
Individuality in Perth is socially unacceptable. Most Perthians know this and choose to stay in groups called "cliques" and blend in with the wallpaper to avoid ridicule from the general population of hillbillies.
Perth people are highly insecure and constantly make bold generalised statements such as: "Perth is the best city in the world", and "we are world class". When in reality Perth is a horribly boring and backward small hick town.
Perth is a predominantly male dominated township and the males outnumber the females. Coincidently old fashioned values of women being virtuous and pure clash with reality in Perth, where most woman are skanks in search of a wealthy man who can provide everything for them whilst they play the trophy wife.
Individuality in Perth is socially unacceptable. Most Perthians know this and choose to stay in groups called "cliques" and blend in with the wallpaper to avoid ridicule from the general population of hillbillies.
Perth people are highly insecure and constantly make bold generalised statements such as: "Perth is the best city in the world", and "we are world class". When in reality Perth is a horribly boring and backward small hick town.
Perth is a predominantly male dominated township and the males outnumber the females. Coincidently old fashioned values of women being virtuous and pure clash with reality in Perth, where most woman are skanks in search of a wealthy man who can provide everything for them whilst they play the trophy wife.
"We in Perth are world class"
"We in Perth don't believe in Sunday trading, that's family day"
"Keep the foreign scum out of Perth"
"If you don't like it you can leave"
"We're not isolated, we have the internet"
"We in Perth don't believe in Sunday trading, that's family day"
"Keep the foreign scum out of Perth"
"If you don't like it you can leave"
"We're not isolated, we have the internet"
by Stu123 July 31, 2012
Perth is a pretty cool place to live, but recently fucking poms and south africans have taken over and you cant understand a thing they say.
by Nezbit. April 25, 2005
Its a place in Scotland, Australia just stole the name, should be called FakePerth
Perth Is Freezing, we have a river not a beach. =
Perth Is Freezing, we have a river not a beach. =
Person1:You dont like in Uk
Person2: Yes i do I live in perth
Person1: Thats in Australia
Person2: Its In scotland, australia stole it.
Person2: Yes i do I live in perth
Person1: Thats in Australia
Person2: Its In scotland, australia stole it.
by Ailz March 28, 2008