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Musicians
Mitt Romney made $13.7 million in 2011 and 2 mansions and people made fun of his money until he finally lost the election.
Lil Wayne (as an example for musicians) made $18 million in 2011 and owns 3 mansions and a Bugatti Veyron (notable for being $1 million or more) and nobody gives him flak about it.
Lil Wayne (as an example for musicians) made $18 million in 2011 and owns 3 mansions and a Bugatti Veyron (notable for being $1 million or more) and nobody gives him flak about it.
Musicians by pseudonym name April 21, 2013
Musicians Block
Musicians Block by Fellow Musician July 23, 2009
COVID musicians
Musicians who have sprung up during the COVID Pandemic due to having more time at home to learn an instrument.
I’ve bought two ukuleles and a Yamaha keyboard so far; clearly I’ve joined the ranks of the COVID musicians who’ve sprung up all over the world over the last few months!
COVID musicians by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2020
Jazz musicians
As the Jazz musicians walks out of the rehearsal room,he realized he dosent have anywhere to live tonight.
Jazz musicians by A random citizen May 16, 2020
shittiest musicians ever
A shitty musician new to the interweb trying to make his tea bag records less of a failure by hiding the truth from urban dictionary
skillless asshat musik
skillless asshat musik
Rather than improve his craft the shittiest musicians ever blames everyone else then scours the internet to find critical reviews and bitch at them
shittiest musicians ever by folded caches out June 1, 2013
tik tok musicians
Good artists who are exposed to the tik tok music industry therefore becoming '1-hit song artists' because of tik tok
Usually known for 1 part of a song (chorus mostly) by fake fans (tik tok consumers).
It's really sad to see Steve Lacy end up in this position, and other musicians who I really don't care about
Youtubers can also become 'tik tok musicians' for example Dashie
Usually known for 1 part of a song (chorus mostly) by fake fans (tik tok consumers).
It's really sad to see Steve Lacy end up in this position, and other musicians who I really don't care about
Youtubers can also become 'tik tok musicians' for example Dashie
tik tok musicians by MrKata November 13, 2022
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trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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