3 definitions by Pierre Duegles
The person who uses a public restroom directly after you do. Sinking in the bouquet of rancid odors you had left behind for him.
I didn't realize my poo bitch was dancing around waiting for me to finish dropping hammer until I got out of the stall.
by Pierre Duegles September 28, 2018
A fobby person who works at a conveience store, gas station, hotel, doctors office, IT. They usually have a heavy accent and refer to a person as a buddy or a pal.
peerth: whats up buddy what can I get you today
me: nothing much just grabbing a slurpie and some doritos
me: nothing much just grabbing a slurpie and some doritos
by Pierre Duegles May 6, 2013
The person who chooses the middle stall in a totally empty public restroom so you are forced to piss or shit next to them.
I had to shit at work today, but the middle stall bandit was in there blowing it up. That fucker should have used the handicap stall and left space.
by Pierre Duegles March 6, 2018