The WORST breed of horse. They are a completely USELESS type of draft horse that is usually blue or green. They originated in Mexico and are now used in everything from live sex shows to pulling plows and carriages.
Perchide (verb): to create a word to fit a description or to create a description with which to define a word. Perchiding can stand for the creation of anything, however, and is not limited to words or definitions.
Verb (common form):
(Future tense) Will Perchide
(Present tense) To Perchide
(Past tense) Have Perchud
Noun:
Perchidation - anything that has been perchud
Adjective:
Perchidant - of any relation to a perchidation
Running on only two hours of sleep, he still managed to perchide the rough draft before the deadline.
A profane invitation whereas the one doing the inviting is flipping a most vulgar bird to illustrate how the invitee might wish to sit on it while spinning.
I have a most brilliant suggestion for you my dear: why don’t you just perch and swivel on this?