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perchance 

Is Mario an evil man? Perchance.
perchance by EarlessMimikyu March 1, 2022
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Percheron 

The WORST breed of horse. They are a completely USELESS type of draft horse that is usually blue or green. They originated in Mexico and are now used in everything from live sex shows to pulling plows and carriages.
"That black horse over there is really ugly, must be a percheron!"
Percheron by p1@typu5 September 10, 2021

Hulit plech 

Kouření heroinu z malobalu nebo plechu
Stříkačky jsou moc nebezpečný já jdu radši hulit plech
Hulit plech by Zderda October 2, 2016

perchide 

Perchide (verb): to create a word to fit a description or to create a description with which to define a word. Perchiding can stand for the creation of anything, however, and is not limited to words or definitions.

Verb (common form):
(Future tense) Will Perchide
(Present tense) To Perchide
(Past tense) Have Perchud

Noun:
Perchidation - anything that has been perchud

Adjective:
Perchidant - of any relation to a perchidation
Running on only two hours of sleep, he still managed to perchide the rough draft before the deadline.
perchide by Ian Rahman November 14, 2007
A man whose penis is not long enough to hang past his scrotum. Therefor the penis "perches" on the testicles.

The term was coined in Ventura, CA
but since has spread to parts of Nevada and Minnesota
Mike is a percher

or

Damn... Mike is Perchin' his face off right now.
Percher by Sota507 October 7, 2010

perch and swivel 

A profane invitation whereas the one doing the inviting is flipping a most vulgar bird to illustrate how the invitee might wish to sit on it while spinning.
I have a most brilliant suggestion for you my dear: why don’t you just perch and swivel on this?
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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