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Percheron 

The WORST breed of horse. They are a completely USELESS type of draft horse that is usually blue or green. They originated in Mexico and are now used in everything from live sex shows to pulling plows and carriages.
"That black horse over there is really ugly, must be a percheron!"
Percheron by p1@typu5 September 10, 2021
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Percheron 

The most wonderful breed of horse. They are a type of draft horse that is usually black or grey. They originated in France and are now used in everything from riding to pulling plows and carriages.
"That black horse over there is really pretty, must be a percheron!"
Percheron by Emilyjane5555 August 26, 2011

peckeroni 

When you are ejaculating in a girl's throat after eating a pizza and she pukes cumm and pizza onto your still pulsating cock.
Rhonda was giving me an awesome blowjob, but as soon as I started cumming the bitch puked the pizza we just ate and cumm all over my dick. Wasnt expecting a peckeroni. Damn, should never feed them before throat fucking them.
peckeroni by ABMCPC January 7, 2017
A man whose penis is not long enough to hang past his scrotum. Therefor the penis "perches" on the testicles.

The term was coined in Ventura, CA
but since has spread to parts of Nevada and Minnesota
Mike is a percher

or

Damn... Mike is Perchin' his face off right now.
Percher by Sota507 October 7, 2010

Pesceronian

Similar to Pescetarian "someone who doesn't eat meat, but does eat fish" Pesceronians are: "someone who doesn't eat meat, but does eat fish AND pepperoni on their pizza!".

woot!
Q: Hey bro, I was going to get pepperoni on our pie to grub during the game, but you're a pescetarian, right?
A: Naw bro, I'm a pesceronian, pepperoni its all good - order the xtra large, double pep.
Pesceronian by Shissla December 6, 2013

Peacherine 

A peach and nectarine hybrid. Many people believe it to be a peach and tangerine hybrid when they first hear it, but they are wrong.
I had a peacherine this morning. I couldn't make up my mind about what the hell it was.
Peacherine by ic147 July 25, 2012
A fart, that after attempting to hold in, escapes in a loud, violent, foul-smelling burst.
"Ma, I tried to hold it, but it was a percher!"
Percher by Keira Kei July 22, 2006
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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