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Perchin Kaanapali

To perch oneself in Ka'anapali, Lahaina, Maui.
Brah, we go Perchin Kaanapali after one kimchee bowl.

pelching 

Pelching (or to pelch) is an unfortunate side affect of people who have failed to mature mentally. It is the act of trying to reverse actions taken in a game done by one who cannot fathom the concepts of losing or fair play.
Sylvia: Knight to queen's rook.
Andy: Hey, I didn't see that or I wouldn't have moved my pawn. Give me back by rook.
Sylvia: Hey, no pelching!
pelching by Nibble-Tastic May 25, 2020

perchance 

Is Mario an evil man? Perchance.
perchance by EarlessMimikyu March 1, 2022

Pershing Middle School

A school with nutty teachers but are nice at the end of the school year.
There are kids are are super rude and weird but some kids are super nice...
everyone is super tall there so if you''re not tall you're not tall, you're so out..
Normal kids in Normal classes will always get all the stinking awards so don't expect awards if you're smart. Teachers feel bad for them.
we also beat lanier kids at footbal ahaha
Omg that kid goes to pershing middle school because she looks rocking.
I could tell that kid goes to pershing middle school because he's trying to look cool by rolling his pants inwards..

perchide 

Perchide (verb): to create a word to fit a description or to create a description with which to define a word. Perchiding can stand for the creation of anything, however, and is not limited to words or definitions.

Verb (common form):
(Future tense) Will Perchide
(Present tense) To Perchide
(Past tense) Have Perchud

Noun:
Perchidation - anything that has been perchud

Adjective:
Perchidant - of any relation to a perchidation
Running on only two hours of sleep, he still managed to perchide the rough draft before the deadline.
perchide by Ian Rahman November 14, 2007

perchild 

An extremely politically correct variant of "person" introduced as an alternative to the use of "perdaughter" to appease women and because "person and/or perdaughter and/or other" is both cumbersome and offensive to the non-binary.
Person A: Honey, the postman just delivered the mail.

Perchild B: Two years ago we were told that the proper term is "postperson" because it was determined that the "postman" is offensive to women. Last year regulators realized that "person" is offencive to daughters so now must use "postperchild" otherwise we won't get any mail.

Person A: May I refer to him as Fred.

Perchild B: No. That is offensive to all people not named Fred.

Person A: But his name is Fred.

Perchild B: That's irrelevant. And, if you ever call me "honey" again I'm going to divorce you.
perchild by Len Bakerloo January 8, 2019
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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