perchaps

a combination between perchance and perhaps

"will you hand me my water" -cecilia

"perchaps i will perchaps i willn't" -jen

by coolcat1234567890- February 28, 2011

perchaps

its perhaps...but chaps

"Do you want to go to cook-out?"

"perchaps"

by chazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz July 5, 2009

perchaps

maybe, definitely maybe. pronounced: Pear-chaps.

"Will you be going to the awesome party?"
"Perchaps."

by Soundmachine15 September 14, 2009

Perhaps

The answer to any question that you don't know the answer to.
In many cases, it leaves the person in a state confused bewilderment when you answer with it.

Person: Wanna go get some food?
You: Perhaps.

Person: Hey, do you know what the time is?
You: Perhaps.

Person: Do you love me?
You: Perhaps.

Exam question: What's 10 x 3?
You: Perhaps.

Police: Did you kill this man?
You: Perhaps.

by The gayest bowser May 22, 2016

perhaps-ably

1. a contraction of perhaps & possibly

2. possibly, potentially...eh, maybe

3. may or may not have...

4. best used as a hopeful, almost affirmative, response to a question

K: Did you just fart?
D: Perhaps-ably...

D: Do you want to have sex?
K: Perhapsably....

by kydallen December 7, 2007

perhapsmear

A word used in place of "perhaps" whose only purpose is making the listener have to think about what was just said, and possibly throw the conversation in a completely different direction (because of its similarity to pap smear).

Joe: "Are we going to finish this job today?"
Chris: "Perhapsmear, it depends on how fast we work."
Joe: "...Dude..."

by K.R.S.H.W. May 5, 2008

Perhapsedly

Adverb: according to the information available, there is still an uncertainty.

Person 1: “Do you think you can make it to the barbecue tonight?”
Person 2: “Perhapsedly.”
Or
“Perhapsedly I should have chosen differently.”

by Semperian May 13, 2023