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Plantophile 

A person who molests plants for sexual pleasure.
"I caught Peter having sex with an orchid the other day."
"Yeah, he's a closet plantophile."
Plantophile by King Shmallow June 17, 2007

Palaeophile 

A person who is more interested in old things than new ones.
Being a palaeophile, she was always interested in old collections and visiting ancient places.
Palaeophile by O' Hara October 16, 2016

Plantophile 

A teenager named Dibbs who enjoys fucking plants and is attracted to organisms in the taxonomic kingdom Plantae.
That guy is looking at that mangrove weird, I think he may be a plantophile.
Plantophile by Happy_Duck October 19, 2021

Pageophile 

Old, homosexual men who enjoy hitting on young pages on Capitol Hill. You'll often see the pageophile typing furiously on his PC, sending young pages emails, text messages, and IMs, then leaving for their meetings for alcoholism or related behavioral issues. (see also, Mark Foley)
Yo, stay away from that dude, he's a worse pageophile than Mark Foley!
Pageophile by JudyBootyBigPants October 3, 2006

Planophile

Planophile (/ˈplenoʊfaɪ̯l/).
From Proto-Indo-European *pleh₂-no-s (“flattened”) and the ancient greek word phílos (love).
A planophile is someone who has an obsession with the word "flat" and things being flat.
They commonly incorrectly conflate it with the word "level".
A flat earther is a good example of a planophile.
Guy 1: I have this guy from work, all he talks about is flat earth. Total planophile.
Guy 2: Planophiles gonna planophile.

Paleophile 

Someone who is attracted to old people.
1) Either Jigsaw was a pedophile, or his wife was a paleophile in the Saw movies.

2) Did you see the paleophile chick with the 80 year old midget?
Paleophile by Solid Mantis October 23, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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