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Plantophile 

"I caught Peter having sex with an orchid the other day."
"Yeah, he's a closet plantophile."
Plantophile by King Shmallow June 17, 2007

Palaeophile 

A person who is more interested in old things than new ones.
Being a palaeophile, she was always interested in old collections and visiting ancient places.
Palaeophile by O' Hara October 16, 2016

Plantophile 

A teenager named Dibbs who enjoys fucking plants and is attracted to organisms in the taxonomic kingdom Plantae.
That guy is looking at that mangrove weird, I think he may be a plantophile.
Plantophile by Happy_Duck October 19, 2021

Pageophile 

Old, homosexual men who enjoy hitting on young pages on Capitol Hill. You'll often see the pageophile typing furiously on his PC, sending young pages emails, text messages, and IMs, then leaving for their meetings for alcoholism or related behavioral issues. (see also, Mark Foley)
Yo, stay away from that dude, he's a worse pageophile than Mark Foley!
Pageophile by JudyBootyBigPants October 3, 2006

Planophile

Planophile (/ˈplenoʊfaɪ̯l/).
From Proto-Indo-European *pleh₂-no-s (“flattened”) and the ancient greek word phílos (love).
A planophile is someone who has an obsession with the word "flat" and things being flat.
They commonly incorrectly conflate it with the word "level".
A flat earther is a good example of a planophile.
Guy 1: I have this guy from work, all he talks about is flat earth. Total planophile.
Guy 2: Planophiles gonna planophile.

Paleophile 

1) Either Jigsaw was a pedophile, or his wife was a paleophile in the Saw movies.

2) Did you see the paleophile chick with the 80 year old midget?
Paleophile by Solid Mantis October 23, 2019