Old, homosexual men who enjoy hitting on young pages on Capitol Hill. You'll often see the pageophile typing furiously on his PC, sending young pages emails, text messages, and IMs, then leaving for their meetings for alcoholism or related behavioral issues. (see also, Mark Foley)

Yo, stay away from that dude, he's a worse pageophile than Mark Foley!

Pageophile by JudyBootyBigPants October 3, 2006

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Planophile

Planophile (/ˈplenoʊfaɪ̯l/).
From Proto-Indo-European *pleh₂-no-s (“flattened”) and the ancient greek word phílos (love).
A planophile is someone who has an obsession with the word "flat" and things being flat.
They commonly incorrectly conflate it with the word "level".
A flat earther is a good example of a planophile.

Guy 1: I have this guy from work, all he talks about is flat earth. Total planophile.
Guy 2: Planophiles gonna planophile.

Planophile by Neil Diamond Degrasse June 12, 2023

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Paleophile

Someone who is attracted to old people.

1) Either Jigsaw was a pedophile, or his wife was a paleophile in the Saw movies.

2) Did you see the paleophile chick with the 80 year old midget?

Paleophile by Solid Mantis October 23, 2019

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