Planophile

Planophile (/ˈplenoʊfaɪ̯l/).
From Proto-Indo-European *pleh₂-no-s (“flattened”) and the ancient greek word phílos (love).
A planophile is someone who has an obsession with the word "flat" and things being flat.
They commonly incorrectly conflate it with the word "level".
A flat earther is a good example of a planophile.

Guy 1: I have this guy from work, all he talks about is flat earth. Total planophile.
Guy 2: Planophiles gonna planophile.

Planophile by Neil Diamond Degrasse June 12, 2023

Penophile 

Someone who has an intense love for pens. Not to be confused with pedophile.

A penophile is anyone who knows the name and brand of their most and least favorite pens.

Penophile by shyder April 17, 2009

pornophile 

An afficionado of adult entertainment.

"Hey Janet, could we move the sales meeting to the conference room? The pornophile across from my office is watching a three-way on his widescreen."

"It's nine thirty in the morning."

"It's porno, Janet, not gin."

pornophile by Harris Bergstein December 19, 2006

Penophile 

Someone who is overly fond of pens. They collect pens that are very particular about the pens they use. A person who goes around the office picking up other people's pens.

Wow Karley is such a penophile, she dipped with my best pens at the meeting!

Penophile by MiamiManny November 12, 2019

Plantophile 

A person who molests plants for sexual pleasure.

"I caught Peter having sex with an orchid the other day."
"Yeah, he's a closet plantophile."

Plantophile by King Shmallow June 17, 2007

Peadophile 

An adult who is sexually attracted to small green vegetables. Like a Paedophile, but with your greens.

"Man, that brussel sprout just gets me going..."
"Jeez dude! You're such a peadophile!"

Peadophile by Beng92 November 10, 2009

Pennophile 

A pedophile associated with Penn State.

I guess Pennophile's are really big men on that campus.

Pennophile by tibu November 12, 2011