Plantophile

A person who molests plants for sexual pleasure.
"I caught Peter having sex with an orchid the other day."
"Yeah, he's a closet plantophile."
by King Shmallow May 29, 2007
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Plantophile

A teenager named Dibbs who enjoys fucking plants and is attracted to organisms in the taxonomic kingdom Plantae.
That guy is looking at that mangrove weird, I think he may be a plantophile.
by Happy_Duck October 20, 2021
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