Definitions by JudyBootyBigPants

Feller Turds 

When a girl takes a dump, and has turds a large MAN would be proud to have passed.

Damn, that girl is cute, but she had feller turds!

Feller Turds by JudyBootyBigPants August 7, 2008

Feed the Owl 

To have sex, perform sexual intercourse.

Girl: "It's been so long since I've had sex there's probably cobwebs and a barn owl living up in there"
Friend: "Man, you better feed the owl"
Girl: "No... HE better feed that owl!"

Feed the Owl by JudyBootyBigPants October 11, 2006

Pageophile 

Old, homosexual men who enjoy hitting on young pages on Capitol Hill. You'll often see the pageophile typing furiously on his PC, sending young pages emails, text messages, and IMs, then leaving for their meetings for alcoholism or related behavioral issues. (see also, Mark Foley)

Yo, stay away from that dude, he's a worse pageophile than Mark Foley!

Pageophile by JudyBootyBigPants October 3, 2006