Pisshat

Alternative name for Passat; a mid-sized family sedan made by Volkswagen.

Motorist: "This is the fifth time this year my car has stopped running!"
Mechanic: "I told you shouldn't have bought a Pisshat. Buy a Camry next time."

by Robert Sanvagene March 27, 2020

Pisscatorium

A room specifically designed and built for relieving ones bladder. Can also have receptacles for turtlehead removal

I needed to take a wizz but couldn't find the pisscatorium.

by Wallman1001 August 7, 2009

Pissgate

When a politician hires a bunch of foreign prostitutes to piss all over each other on a bed once occupied by his/her political rival. The politician may or may not participate by contributing his own excrement (also known as “rhetoric”)

Melinda despises Democrats, so she hired some whores and engaged in Pissgate on the incumbent mayor’s hotel bed.

by Cornyhotdogs November 1, 2017

Pissation

A form of being already pissed when something else bad happens that adds to it.

guy: I was pissed when I found out that my gf was sleeping with my neighbor. Finding out that I got her pregnant added to my pissation.

by Big Little B February 8, 2010

Pissbating

Applicable to males only. When you stroke your penis after you finish urinating to get all urine out. Usually only done by those with a masturbation addiction.

Tom: After I finished peeing, I started pissbating but I ended up masturbating and blew a load in my toilet.
Bill: Yeah dude I was there.

by Bijan Onur Beinion Utiradin II September 10, 2010

pisshap

A mishap generally involving the mass consumption of alcohol and a misdirection of urine to an area other than the toilet. This usually occurs as the result of an alcoholic stupor.

Can also apply to any other misadventure in some way linked to piss.

Man, Mark was so wasted at his birthday party last weekend that he woke up in the middle of the night and peed all over his computer. It was quite the pisshap.

by bandit bob August 10, 2009

pissfat

Aussie term for a morning erection brought on by a full bladder.

don't jack it: it's a pissfat!!

by skirtlifter January 10, 2005