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Fart Pitch
The Fart Pitch will tell you if you need to be concerned about stool fragments in your unmentionables. The higher the pitch, the drier you should be. If you hear a low pitch, you are in the danger zone.
Ex. 1 - "Excuse me, Sir! I heard your low Fart Pitch just then, and you need to check your pants immediately!"
Ex. 2 - "Hey lady! That Fart Pitch was high and elegant, I wish more people did it like you. No check needed!"
Lady: "Girls never fart!"
"Oh, right"
Ex. 2 - "Hey lady! That Fart Pitch was high and elegant, I wish more people did it like you. No check needed!"
Lady: "Girls never fart!"
"Oh, right"
Fart Pitch by lasersheep December 30, 2013
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Piotch • pitch • Pitchfork • pitching a tent • pitcher • pitch a tent • pitchforking • Pitch Slap • Pitch Black • Pitchin'
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still pitching by I, Wreckerrr January 1, 2017
Tent Pitcher
An adult search engine used for finding pornographic web sites, images and videos on the World Wide Web.
Tent Pitcher by tomasina August 20, 2012
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pitching a cave by Guy Snyder September 2, 2016
Randy Pitchford
A low-life, lying scumbag who cannot take criticism. A person who is referred to as Randy Pitchford is someone who will shift blame onto others, and never take any level of personal responsibility. Also often obsessed with magic.
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