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Hipsters who are between the ages of 20-30 and claim to live in Williamsburg (but who really still live with their mom in Queens) have Pitchfork Media.
Normal guy: Hey, let's go try that restaurant in Tribeca.
Hipster: I only want to go if it received an 8.0 or higher on Pitchfork.
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What I'm going to drive through the head of the creator of a website for shitty indie music.
I bought the new Metallica CD, good thing I don't base my life around someone elses opinions.
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Pitchfork is an abbreviation for, which is an online magazine devoted mostly to coverage of independent music. The website, updated daily, centers upon 5 reviews of new albums, 4 to 6 newsposts, and 2 to 4 reviews of singles. While Pitchfork is known for its brutal honesty, it cannot properly be said that it isn't biased in a huge way. However, it is definite that Pitchfork is something that can be trusted for people with a taste for indie music.
I'm tripping shrooms, perhaps now would be a good time to go read Pitchfork for the first time.
by Matt Banks November 26, 2003
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Mike pitchforked Claudia she bleed out on the floor.
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Abbreviation for, the best indie music site on the internet.
I almost bought the new Metallica CD, good thing I read the Pitchfork review and found out how shitty it is.
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An adjective used to describe something that is exeptionally trendy or rad. This comes from the indie rock online magazine, and originally referred to something that was very indie. However, it has come to be referrable to anything, indie rock or not. (esp. used in the Bay Area)
BECKY: wow, this band is pretty pitchfork

ALANA: you're pretty pitchfork too, becky
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