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Randy Pitchford 

A low-life, lying scumbag who cannot take criticism. A person who is referred to as Randy Pitchford is someone who will shift blame onto others, and never take any level of personal responsibility. Also often obsessed with magic.
I really fucking hate Jake. He’s a real Randy Pitchford

leah pitchford 

a wonderful one of a kind girl who has the cutest laugh. is a great role model and a great asset to other people!

she is also extremely beautiful but she doesnt know it!
leah pitchford by one polish boi February 16, 2021

robert pitchford 

A crazy and out going man. He is always going to make you smile! You know when he is coming.
Man you are such a Robert pitchford, laughing like that!
robert pitchford by Hi for January 12, 2014

Kyle Dean Pitchford 

Kyle Dean Pitchford is the most handsome man in the entire world. He is so very sweet, loving, and caring. He will roast anyone out of love and is not afraid to make anyone laugh. Any girl would be beyond lucky to be with him because he would treat her like a princess. His personality will light up a room and put anyone into a good mood. Kyle Dean Pitchford is the most amazing perfect boyfriend you could ever imagine and would do anything to make you smile.
That man is so handsome and funny. He must be a Kyle Dean Pitchford.

Trans-Pittsford Highway 

Trans-Pittsford Highway (aka Mendon Center Road) is a North-South road. People from Mendon Center use this road to pass through Pittsford as quickly as possible on their way to all points North. The road’s posted speed limit ranges from 40 to 50 mph depending on the section, though people typically go 55 to 60 mph on the road. At one point, just past the swamp (aka Autumn Woods development), one must screech to a halt as Pittsford soccer moms turn onto the highway from Barker Road at 10 mph and then turn off again a few hundred feet later at Willard (as in the rat) Road, again at 10 mph. Pittsford wouldn’t be so bad if you could just pass through it more quickly. All those little boxes tend to make Mendonians ill.
“I hate those Pittsford soccer moms. They pull out onto the Trans-Pittsford Highway in front of oncoming traffic and then drive incredibly slowly. It's almost as if they are daring us, "hit me, hit me.”

torch and pitchfork crowd 

A group of angry or vocal opponents who regularly come out against something, usually prognosticating dire consequences.
Last Saturday's city council meeting was attended by the usual torch and pitchfork crowd, demanding retractions and threatening immediate action;