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Madeira Pince-Nez by Jonathan Cooper December 1, 2006
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Pincey • Piney • pinchy • pinkeyegiver • Pinception • Pincers • Pince • pincy • Poncey • poncey southern git
Lobster pincer
An extremely complicated but yet rewarding chess move, where a player successfully checks the enemy player's king and forces checkmate in the next move. The tactic must have two offensive attackers (i.e a queen and a pawn) that together synergize into a victory. The move is developed by chess grandmaster, Félix "xQc" Lengyel, and is a part of the Bing-Bang-Boom chess philosophy with other strategies such as the wooden shield. It takes years of studying to master this phenomenal move, as not even artificial intelligence computers such AlphaZero or LeelaZero have the ability to find a counter move to the lobster pincer.
3000-rated player: This game is already won, I'm way too much up in material*
5Head: *With material down, plays the lobster pincer*
3000-rated player: *Instantly resigns as there's no possible way to avoid the checkmate*
5Head: *With material down, plays the lobster pincer*
3000-rated player: *Instantly resigns as there's no possible way to avoid the checkmate*
Lobster pincer by Unknown Panda June 1, 2020
poncey southern git
A description of any British subject born south of the Watford gap. Refers to said peoples' ineptitude at masculine activities, such as drinking, footie and fighting, and their penchant for indulging in more flamboyant activities, such as cocktails, opera and casual homosexuality. Also, they wear coats.
Geordie 1: Look at that soft schoodent in his scarf and duffel coat.
Geordie 2: Poncey southern git.
Geordie 2: Poncey southern git.
poncey southern git by TheGuvornor October 15, 2010
Pencey Summer
VP Mikey Pence's self-loathing, ideology and phony christianity have guaranteed we're gonna have a Pencey Summer—when the Russia scandal comes crashing down upon the entire Trump cabinet.
Pencey Summer by Uncle Joosie July 27, 2018
pincest
Pincest is the act of bridging pins (on an IC, console, or any PCB) on the same chip.
It can also be applied to a short.
It can also be applied to a short.
Electrical Engineer: Dude, your PS2 isn't going to boot with all that pincest going on!
Political Science Major: I prefer to think of them as a happy family.
*frying sounds ensue*
Political Science Major: I prefer to think of them as a happy family.
*frying sounds ensue*
pincest by metaloxide October 28, 2010
Pince-Nez on a chook
A commonly used phrase in Sydney, Australia ('chook' is Australian slang for chicken), meaning a great idea. Normally an unusual or ingenious idea, solving some kind of problem.
Pince-Nez on a chook by SenorVittorio October 4, 2021
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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