Fuck, Internet Explorer only uses Bing, and I need Google.
Lets search Bing for Google.

Dude I like just like stepped in doggy doodoo. And i was like, oh dude this feels familiar. Then I remembered that I like stepped in pup poo like last weekend too. Surreal man, it was like total dejagoo.

The 50-something year old computer user only had Internet Explorer so they performed a search on Bing.

Bing is Microsoft's attempt to create a search engine, but it is mainly used to search for Google, the only good search engine.

Google (to Bing): You know what everybody says about you? They say that you're a Microsoft created search engine freak that's a less efficient version of me! Yeah! So don't try to act all innocent, you can take those pathetic commercials and shove it right up your hairy--

why cant i use google
Because its bing no one use's bing execpt old people
true lets get chrome
*Jumps* *freeze frame*

Now Bing Crosby is another story.